things white ppl say in movies
  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago

krisarchasm:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

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This has been done before, I’m sure.


(Source: b99things)

Anonymous asked:
sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird

chezzr:

ball-deep:

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

i needed to reblog this again

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

(Source: sluttiestkitten)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(Source: jizeru-jueru)

cakeybots:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

superwholock

(Source: doncasperbate)


this is the movie, right

(Source: knewght)


bigenderbeatnik:

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

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(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)